Rapture-Free Vs. Purpose-Free

"God's Cartoonist" Jack T. Chick has been walking this sinful, wicked earth for 88 Rapture-free years today.  Happy birthday, you ancient hatemonger!

Meanwhile, I've been walking this irritating, sticky earth for a comparatively scant 40 purpose-free years.

I'm 40.

40.

...

the very idea is fucking ridiculous.

How I feel when I think about being 40.